Elections Canada’s Disguised Shame

So Elections Canada is boasting a 71 per cent increase in voter turnout at advance polling stations, even though masked clowns, ghosts, scarecrows and mummers (apparently some sort of Newfie costume) are making a mockery of our democratic tradition. To reiterate what I reported a couple days ago, the Fair Elections Act has made voting … Continue reading Elections Canada’s Disguised Shame

Dress Up and Vote! (or The Canadian Rocky Voting Horror Show)

"Vote! Vote! Vote!" shrieks the CBC at Canada's youth this election campaign, still haunted by the conservative ghouls' violations of the last election that resulted in the horrifying budget cuts of the Corpse. The Mother Corp's Rick Mercer is leading the social justice warrior crusade in getting Canada's youth to do a zombie march to … Continue reading Dress Up and Vote! (or The Canadian Rocky Voting Horror Show)

The Canadian Media is Shrouding the Federal Election in Darkness

The Canadian election is merely nine days away, and the campaign has now descended into a phase much like The Dark Ages. During the last two weeks of this eleven-week battle of attrition, the mainstream media's fickle attention span has somehow remained fixated primarily on the minuscule niqab fray, instead of devoting top coverage to … Continue reading The Canadian Media is Shrouding the Federal Election in Darkness

The CBC’s Insolent Election Bias

As Canada's federal election is less than a month away, the CBC is now a full-fledged left-wing partisan mouthpiece. If you thought the BBC was bad, it has nothing on its bastardized clone. Canada's public broadcaster—despite its cute mandate to reflect the views of all Canadians—has devoted itself to mocking Conservative Leader Prime Minister Stephen … Continue reading The CBC’s Insolent Election Bias

An Immodest Proposal for Helping Displaced Economic Migrants of the World by Relocating them All to Canada

The widely ridiculed Mother Canada statue planned for Nova Scotia's Cape Breton is going to be erected for the fallen Canadians of overseas conflicts. But it could very well be repurposed as our version of the Statue of Liberty; a welcoming beacon for the millions of displaced people scattered across the world. Mother Canada's outstretched … Continue reading An Immodest Proposal for Helping Displaced Economic Migrants of the World by Relocating them All to Canada